An Ode to My New Zealander Parents....

How to speak New Zealandish



(For bist efict, rid these out aloud)



Milburn – Capital of Victoria

Peck – To fill a suitcase

Pissed Aside – Chemical which kills insects

Pigs – For hanging out washing

Pump – To act as agent for prostitute

Pug – large animal with curly tail

Nin Tin Dough – computer game

Munner Stroney – Soup

Min – Male of the species

Mess Kara – eye makeup

McKennock – person who fixes car

Mere – Mayor

Leather – foam produced from soap

Lift – departed

Kiri Pecker – Famous australian businessman

Kittle Crusps – potato chips

Ken’s – Cairns

Jumbo – pet name for someone called jim

Jungle Bills – Christmas carol

Inner Me – enemy

Guess – vapour

Fush – marine creatures

Fitter cheney – type of pasta

Ever Cardeau – Avocado

Fear Hear – blonde

Ear – mixture of nitrogen & oxygen

Ear Roebucks – exercise at the gym

Duffy cult – Not easy

Amejen – visualize

Day old chuck – very young poultry

Bug Hut – popular recording

Bun butoon – been bitten by insect

Beard – a place to sleep

Chully bun – esky

Sucks peck – half a dozen beers

Ear new Zulland – an extinct airline

Beers – large savage animals found in the US

Veerjun – mythical new zeland maiden

One Doze – a well known computer program

Sex – one less than sivven

Iggs Ecktly – precisely

Beggage earia – a place to leave your suitcase at the earport

Steers – a way to move up to the next storey