Mr. Gnome - The Only One With the Tan
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There's nothing worse than coming to the realisation that you are headed to an idyllic beach location without a tan.
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Yes, I am afraid to say, I will be stepping onto the beaches of Thailand with skin the colour of my office walls - white. Very white.
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Oh, and Elle McPhearson I'm not.
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I am one big walking Australian contradication. The truth be known, I hate summer. I cant stand it. There is nothing worse than stepping outside your front door only to feel like you need to have another shower due to the extreme heat and humidity. Hot weather makes me sleepy and cranky. I cant sleep at night, and I spend the rest of the day whinging about having gotten no sleep. There's no point doing my hair (which, if left down, feels like a blanket wrapped around my head), so I tie it back in summer and leave it permanently like that for four months each year.
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So England here I come.
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I can now become beautiful. :) MWAHAHAHAHA
There's nothing worse than coming to the realisation that you are headed to an idyllic beach location without a tan.
.
Yes, I am afraid to say, I will be stepping onto the beaches of Thailand with skin the colour of my office walls - white. Very white.
.
Oh, and Elle McPhearson I'm not.
.
I am one big walking Australian contradication. The truth be known, I hate summer. I cant stand it. There is nothing worse than stepping outside your front door only to feel like you need to have another shower due to the extreme heat and humidity. Hot weather makes me sleepy and cranky. I cant sleep at night, and I spend the rest of the day whinging about having gotten no sleep. There's no point doing my hair (which, if left down, feels like a blanket wrapped around my head), so I tie it back in summer and leave it permanently like that for four months each year.
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So England here I come.
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I can now become beautiful. :) MWAHAHAHAHA
posted by KateOnTheGo at
8:07 AM
5 Comments:
If you wish to regain your lust for summer, spend a single winter in winnipeg.
Kate,
Whilst I tan like a walnut, I loathe hot summers spent in cities. T'is diffent on vacation though.
You'll be the belle of the ball in the UK; especially with all those skanky British bints wobbling around with pierced belly-buttons showing.
Kate! "We are what we are! if we want to be different, we change!"
(Ardie 1978)
I do hope you like England!it will be cool after the beaches of Aus! and the people a little strange at times, if you can find any true "English" that is! I myself am Norman! or is it Eric :o))never was too sure! :o))
england, especially london, also gets terribly hot in summer. coming from south africa, which isn't exactly cold, i thought that i was going to freeze. not so. the humidity in london is terrible. the days are soooo long for about 4 months and the sun might not be as blistering as in the south, but you'll still sweat your butt off.
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